I have a new girlfriend now... shes quite the doll. She literally takes my breath away. I fill her up with helium so shed play hard to get. That was until the ceiling fan took her head off. But after a few tire patches, she was back in the sack. To give her that more realistic feel, I filled her up with warm water and kept a water bed heating pad under her. But the tire patches didn't hold up, and it was then she became a bed wetter. We dated for a long time I ended up getting her pregnant, and 9 months later we had ourselves a whoopie-cussion, And I must say, it was the cutest little fart.
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