Help for Ozzy fan's

Can't understand what Ozzy is saying??? A company in England called Athernet have come up with the iBrummie app, which translates the famed Birmingham accent into the Queen’s English and then says it all out loud. The voice you’ll hear is one Alan Dugmore, a 65-year-old who lives in Birmingham. You can can get the app for iPhone and Android from 12/19/11.