Caller was worried about someone pouring a strange substance on their body, turns out it was a person pouring milk on themselves for a performance art piece.
Caller wanted sleeping pills delivered.
Caller had a toothache.
Caller saw a dead fox and wanted to report it.
Caller found out there was a half hour wait at the doctor's office and figured if they called they'd get faster service.
Caller's drink was stolen at a bar.
Caller wanted help changing a bandage.
Caller wanted help making breakfast.
Caller was freaking out because their big toenail had come off.
Caller had left a box of eggs open in the fridge overnight and wanted to make sure they were still safe to eat.