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THE DUMBEST REASONS FOR 911 CALLS 2017

Caller was worried about someone pouring a strange substance on their body, turns out it was a person pouring milk on themselves for a performance art piece. 

Caller wanted sleeping pills delivered. 

Caller had a toothache. 

Caller saw a dead fox and wanted to report it. 

Caller found out there was a half hour wait at the doctor's office and figured if they called they'd get faster service. 

Caller's drink was stolen at a bar. 

Caller wanted help changing a bandage. 

Caller wanted help making breakfast. 

Caller was freaking out because their big toenail had come off. 

Caller had left a box of eggs open in the fridge overnight and wanted to make sure they were still safe to eat. 



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